If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
If Anne Frank was alive today she’s be 84 years old so I highly doubt that she would be a belieber.
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