If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
Matilda (1996) - Director: Danny DeVito
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.
I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
If Anne Frank was alive today she’s be 84 years old so I highly doubt that she would be a belieber.
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